Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Superman Graduates Kindergarten


Call me a scrooge, but as a society, we may be over-celebrating our kids' tiniest achievements  This past week I watched my 6 year old "graduate" from Kindergarten.  It's really not that hard to count to 100, stand in line, and learn your ABC's is it? Yet, for $50 I got to view my littlest in a cute blue graduation cap and gown (we only got to keep the tassel) and listen to them sing "I wanna be a part of it, 1st grade, 1st grade" to the tune of New York, New York (sorry, now that song's gonna be stuck in your head).  Are our hopes so low that we have to get photos of our kids in a graduation cap and gown after Kindergarten, 6th grade and 8th grade, just in case they don't make it to their high school graduation. 


You'd think people were trying to catch a glimpse of Tom Cruise the way they pushed their way to the front to get a picture of their "graduate".  My husband politely asked a lady if she could sit down because she was blocking everyone's view, let's just say she didn't oblige.  One family in front of us literally stood the entire time blocking everyone's views. It was about to get MMA in there! I'm not sure I have high hopes for the graduates based on their parents' behavior, but then again it was KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION and that only happens ONCE in a lifetime.  So does first grade, but now I digress… 

 There were about 60 kindergartners at my son's graduation.  Each kid was asked what they wanted to be when they grew up.  Over half the boys said, "I wanna be a cop!"  Not sure they're watching the news lately.  Half the girls said, "I wanna be a teacher."  The most creative responses were, a pizza man, an ice cream man (hello Ben and Jerry's) and one little girl said, "Marine Biologist." (I believed her).  My son, donning a Superman cape over his cap and gown, proudly walked up the center aisle and declared, "When I grow up, I'm gonna be Superman."   The PE teacher approached me afterward to let me know that Superman wasn't too far off from what he might end up being.  He was the only one who mentioned wanting to be a superhero.  Let's just say I may have screamed my head off in pride! 

The after party was just as fun.  Parents came bearing gifts of candy leis and gift bags full of fun stuff.  My son asked where his gift was.  I said, "It's Kindergarten graduation, get through High School, then we'll talk."  Ok, I didn't say that, but I definitely thought it.  I'm not sure what the fail rate is for Kindergarten, but I'm not sure it's as high as our dropout rate for high school. Despite all the fan-fare, Kindergarten is now over, summer has begun and I'm teaching him that not everything someone does is deserving of a cap and gown, gifts, and trophies.  Jumping a bike is definitely worth videoing it in slo-mo, reading a book is worth a hug, finishing dinner is worth a cookie, and going a full day without throwing a rock at your sister's head, deserves a half-hour of screen time! (yes these are actual events)  We need to celebrate our kids for who they are every day in small ways, rather than over-celebrate mediocre achievements with big events.  I know, it was KINDERGARTEN!!! 

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